Clever Else

Introduction

This little tale is one of the funniest in the Brothers Grimm, but beneath the laughter lies an old and simple wisdom. Folklorists call it a "numskull" story: a young woman weeps with all her might over a misfortune that will never happen, and her whole family, one by one, goes down to the cellar and weeps along with her. Chinese readers may smile at once, because it echoes an old saying of our own: "The world is quiet, but an anxious mind stirs up storms." We have retold the story in the manner of a fable to sharpen that absurdity — the calm voice of an old storyteller, short plain sentences, and a heroine whose "cleverness" is really plain silliness. The setting has not been changed: the cellar, the cornfield, and the little bells stay as they are, because this kind of foolishness belongs to no single country; every village has raised someone like Else. When you read it with your child, watch for one small detail: in the whole tale, not a single person thinks of pulling the pickaxe out of the ceiling. They weep, they praise, they marry, they sleep — but nobody fixes the real problem. That single detail carries the whole lesson of the fable.

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Clever Else - Clever Else goes down to the cellar for beer, spies a pickaxe in the ceiling, and bursts into tears over a child who has not even been born. - Scene Illustration 1
Clever Else goes down to the cellar for beer, spies a pickaxe in the ceiling, and bursts into tears over a child who has not even been born.
Long ago, in a small village, there lived a girl named Else. Everyone said she was very clever, so the people called her Clever Else. Her parents were proud of her. One day a young man named Hans came from a far town. He wanted to marry Else, but he set one condition: she must be careful as well as clever. "Oh, she is clever enough," said her father. "More than enough," said her mother. "She can hear the flies cough on a warm summer day."
One evening her mother said, "Else, go down to the cellar and bring up some beer." Else took a jug from the wall and walked down the dark stairs. She placed a small stool in front of the big barrel, so she would not bend her back. While the beer ran into the jug, she looked around the room. High above her head, a workman had left a sharp pickaxe stuck in the ceiling.
When Else saw the pickaxe, she began to weep. "If I marry Hans," she thought, "and we have a little child one day, and that child grows up, he may be sent to fetch beer. The pickaxe could fall on his head and kill him." So she sat on her stool and cried over a disaster that had never happened.
Clever Else - One by one the family comes down to the cellar, praises Else for her cleverness, and joins her in weeping. - Scene Illustration 2
One by one the family comes down to the cellar, praises Else for her cleverness, and joins her in weeping.
Upstairs, the family waited and waited, but Else did not come back. Their throats grew dry, and still no beer arrived. At last her mother sent the maid down to the cellar. The maid found Else sitting by the barrel, crying loudly. "Why are you crying?" she asked. Else told her about the pickaxe and the child who might die one day. "Our Else is truly clever!" cried the maid, and she sat down and wept too.
Soon the father sent the boy down to see what was happening. The boy heard the same story. "Our Else is truly clever!" he said, and he sat down and howled with the others. Then the mother went down, and she found three people crying together. When she heard the tale, she joined them at once. "Our Else is truly clever!" she said.
At last the father went down as well. There sat five people, sobbing side by side. When he heard the reason, he nodded and said, "Our Else is truly clever!" Then he sat down and cried with them too. Not one of them thought of pulling the pickaxe out of the ceiling.
Clever Else - Hans finally comes down, is won over by Else's "foresight", and decides to marry her on the spot. - Scene Illustration 3
Hans finally comes down, is won over by Else's "foresight", and decides to marry her on the spot.
Hans sat upstairs alone for a long time. He grew thirsty and a little worried. At last he went down to see what was keeping everyone. He found five people weeping in the cellar. "What has happened?" he asked. Else explained that if they married and had a child, the pickaxe might fall on the child's head one day.
"That is the most sensible thing I have ever heard," said Hans. "A wife who thinks so far ahead is worth having. Since you are so clever, Else, I will marry you." He took her hand, walked her upstairs, and the wedding took place that very day.
Clever Else - After the wedding Else goes to cut the corn, but she eats first, then sleeps, and forgets the field. - Scene Illustration 4
After the wedding Else goes to cut the corn, but she eats first, then sleeps, and forgets the field.
Not long after the wedding, Hans said, "I am going out to earn money. You must go to the field and cut the corn, so that we will have bread." Else cooked a pot of rich stew and carried it out to the field. She looked at the corn, then at the stew. "What shall I do first?" she asked herself. "Shall I cut the corn or eat? I will eat first."
She ate until she was full. Then she looked at the corn again. "Shall I cut the corn or take a nap? I will sleep first." So she lay down among the tall corn and fell fast asleep. When Hans came home, Else was still not there. He went to the field and found her sleeping. She had not cut a single stalk of corn.
Clever Else - Hans throws a net of bells over the sleeping Else. When she wakes, she doubts her own name and runs away forever. - Scene Illustration 5
Hans throws a net of bells over the sleeping Else. When she wakes, she doubts her own name and runs away forever.
Hans ran home and fetched a bird net hung with little bells. He threw the net over the sleeping Else, but she did not wake. Then he went home, locked the door, and sat down to work. At last, when it grew dark, Else woke up. She stood and shook herself, and the bells jingled at every step. She was frightened and began to doubt herself. "Am I really Clever Else," she asked, "or am I not?"
She ran to her own house and knocked on the window. "Hans, is Else at home?" she called. "Yes," said Hans, "she is inside." Then Else was sure. "Oh no! Then I am not I!" she cried, and she ran away. The people in the village heard the jingling bells and refused to open their doors. So Else left the village, and from that day on, no one has ever seen her.

Vocabulary from "Clever Else"

12 key words from this story with definitions and original context sentences for language learners.

conditionB2
/kənˈdɪʃn/n.

Something that must be agreed before something else can happen.

条件;前提。

He wanted to marry Else, but he set one condition: she must be careful as well as clever.

汉斯开了一个条件:姑娘不但要聪明,还要细心周到。

cellarB1
/ˈselə/n.

A cool room under a house, used for keeping food and drinks.

地窖;地下室。

One evening her mother said, "Else, go down to the cellar and bring up some beer."

这一天,母亲说:“爱尔莎,下地窖去提一壶酒来。”

pickaxeC1
/ˈpɪkæks/n.

A heavy tool with a pointed metal head, used to break hard ground.

鹤嘴锄;十字镐。

High above her head, a workman had left a sharp pickaxe stuck in the ceiling.

猛一抬头,只见头顶的天花板上,插着一把工匠落下的鹤嘴锄。

weepB2
/wiːp/v.

To cry, usually quietly and with sadness.

哭泣;流泪。

When Else saw the pickaxe, she began to weep.

一见那把锄,爱尔莎哇的一声哭了起来。

disasterB1
/dɪˈzɑːstə/n.

A very bad thing that brings great harm or sorrow.

灾祸;灾难。

So she sat on her stool and cried over a disaster that had never happened.

她越想越怕,索性坐在凳上,为这件八字没一撇的祸事放声痛哭。

howled(howl)B2
/haʊld/v.

Cried out loudly, like a dog or a wolf.

大声嚎哭;嚎叫。

"Our Else is truly clever!" he said, and he sat down and howled with the others.

他拍手道:“咱们爱尔莎真是聪明!”也在旁边坐下,扯开嗓子嚎了起来。

sobbing(sob)B1
/ˈsɒbɪŋ/v.

Crying with short, shaking breaths.

抽噎;啜泣。

There sat five people, sobbing side by side.

五个人围坐痛哭,你一言我一语,说的都是那件没影儿的事。

sensibleB1
/ˈsensəbl/adj.

Showing good judgement and careful thought.

有见识的;明智的。

"That is the most sensible thing I have ever heard," said Hans.

汉斯听罢,反倒乐了:“想得这样长远,真是难得的好见识!”

stewB1
/stjuː/n.

A hot dish of meat and vegetables cooked slowly in liquid.

炖菜;烩菜。

Else cooked a pot of rich stew and carried it out to the field.

汉斯前脚一走,她后脚就炖了一锅香喷喷的菜,端到田里。

fetched(fetch)B1
/fetʃt/v.

Went to get something and brought it back.

取来;拿来。

Hans ran home and fetched a bird net hung with little bells.

汉斯跑回家,取来一张缀满小铃铛的捕鸟网,轻轻罩在爱尔莎身上。

jingled(jingle)B2
/ˈdʒɪŋɡld/v.

Made a light ringing sound, like small bells.

叮当作响。

She stood and shook herself, and the bells jingled at every step.

她一起身,身上叮当乱响,把她吓了一跳。

refused(refuse)B1
/rɪˈfjuːzd/v.

Said no to something; would not do it.

拒绝;不肯。

The people in the village heard the jingling bells and refused to open their doors.

可人家听见铃铛响,谁也不肯开门。

Reading Together & Learning More

The Moral

Tears for troubles that never come are wasted, and sleep over the work at hand is folly. The truly clever keep their minds on today, not on imagined sorrows.

Educational Value

This fable helps children tell a real worry from a fancy one: only the trouble before your eyes deserves your tears. It also introduces irony, since the name "Clever" is really a joke from start to finish.

Tips for Parents

Laugh with your child first, then ask: which of Else's worries ever really happened? Make two lists together, "real worries" and "fancy worries", and see which one is longer. Then talk about whether Hans calls Else "clever" as a compliment or as a joke.

Talk About It

  1. Else cries over something that never happens, and her family cries with her. Which worries are worth having, and which ones are only in our heads?
  2. The story is called "Clever Else," yet she never does anything clever. Why do you think the author named her that?
  3. When Else hears the bells, she stops believing she is herself. Why is it so easy to stop trusting ourselves?
  4. Everyone cries, but nobody thinks of pulling the pickaxe out of the ceiling. What would you have done?
  5. If you had important work to do but you were tired and hungry, how would you choose what to do first?